hello darkness my old friend
do i know u
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”