jweebss.

i'm hilarious and modest.
except i'm not modest, i'm jen.
follow me if you're interested.

me:

hello darkness my old friend

darkness:

do i know u

breathtakingdestinations:

St Paul’s Cathedral - London - England (von Eric Hossinger)

breathtakingdestinations:

St Paul’s Cathedral - London - England (von Eric Hossinger)

(via sunkissed-cecily)

“If it was meant to last, it would have.”

—   Red (Orange Is The New Black)

Best words of advice ever said

(via soyandco)

(Source: xo-lovebug, via suburbantalltales)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth, via thestarsthemoonandtheworld)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via thestarsthemoonandtheworld)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via thestarsthemoonandtheworld)

elisabethlikespotatoes:

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

dayum

elisabethlikespotatoes:

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

dayum

(via thestarsthemoonandtheworld)

(Source: tomhazeldine, via mcavoyclub)

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via shenanigansonthehighseas)

(Source: emilyisobsessed, via elliehawking)

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

(Source: thehausucat, via shamwowguyatchurch)

fletchingarrows:

how to remember that spaces can be beautiful, magical, and real

(Source: thepotterwholockian, via shenanigansonthehighseas)