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“They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit.”

—   Ugo Eze (via southernram)

(Source: ayougo, via simplyelly)

sam-a-lama:

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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70% of my friends

(Source: jolieing, via youngchildwatson)

Direwolves or Dragons? (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via ohmygodyoukilledkennyy)

(Source: djcronut, via myniecetorple)

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via caraboolou)

me:

hello darkness my old friend

darkness:

do i know u

breathtakingdestinations:

St Paul’s Cathedral - London - England (von Eric Hossinger)

breathtakingdestinations:

St Paul’s Cathedral - London - England (von Eric Hossinger)

(via sunkissed-cecily)

“If it was meant to last, it would have.”

—   Red (Orange Is The New Black)

Best words of advice ever said

(via soyandco)

(Source: xo-lovebug, via suburbantalltales)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth, via thestarsthemoonandtheworld)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via thestarsthemoonandtheworld)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via thestarsthemoonandtheworld)