jweebss.

i'm hilarious and modest.
except i'm not modest, i'm jen.
follow me if you're interested.

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iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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theonion:

7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

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